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Created on 2004-12-11 07:02:07 (#5420666), last updated 2005-06-20

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Name:	misssamuelle
Birthdate:	12-30
Location:	Ottawa, Canada

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“Welcome to JUGS.” No, unfortunately, this is not a typo, it is what my brand new work uniform says, plastered across my chest like a gigantic invitation to drunken smart cracks.

If only my mother could see me, she would beg me to go back to unemployment. At least, I only hope that she wouldn’t let me make a fool out of myself. This shirt is so tight, it makes me look like a gigantic Bratwurst, and the two braids only add to the German flair. The lettering on the shirt is so bright, I spent the last 15 minutes looking for the batteries, or at least an on and off switch. It might be mid-morning and very quiet outside this very filthy employee only bathroom, I just do not wish to leave the vicinity of the rag-filled room. What ever happened to my pride.

One last deep breath before leaving for the real working world, one last look in the mirror and I’ll be ready to join Marcello, my new boss. Oh wait, what the?! I just can not leave the room with my nipples starring me right in the eyes like that! Down boys! Down! I’m not a server. I will not even get a tip if you two try this hard! I haven’t needed to pad my bra in years, but a girl got to do what a girl got to do!

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